Welcome to Erotic Confections

Your home for all the food porn that your sick mind can digest. Gag^* on a full serving of tasty treats, delightful desserts, double entendres, sultry sweets, playful puns, gratifying goodies, single entendres, and awkward abuses of alliteration.

All of the recipes you’ll find here have been stolen from other sites^**, tweaked, perfected, forced upon our loved ones until they told us they’re amazing, and then shared here for your pleasure. Feel free to bastardize the recipes to your liking, but if that shit turns out gross don’t blame us.

Fo reals though, yo, enjoy the site. Remember, if you’re gonna put it in your mouth, you may as well make it something good. Open up and say, “mmmm!”

 

Disclaimers:
^* We’re not responsible for your gag reflex. Please don’t die.
^** By “stolen” we mean borrowed, and by “from other sites” we mean from family and friends with their consent.